How's that for a lot to take in?
And take it in a lucky winner of this latest "On the Scene" contest, Broadway division, will do, along with a guest.
Somehow, someway, somewhere - sounds like a tune out of "West Side Story" - "Scene" has got two great orchestra seats to the July 10 matinee of the Monty Python-inspired madness, which has one of the largest advance sales in Broadway history and last week wowed the Tony crowd.
And he wants a lucky "Scener" to make the "Spamalot" scene.
Is this a holy grail of a contest or what?
Wait, there's more! The winner and guest also get to have lunch at the Stage Deli, where impossible sandwiches are made possible; you just need a step-ladder to get to them.
Two classics: "Spamalot" and Jewish-delicacies at the Stage.
Oh, what the hell - "Scene" is also offering a DVD of the classic film that inspired this Monty madness.
To enter, send your name, address and daytime phone number (postcards only) to "Scene-Broadway," c/o the Jewish Exponent, 2100 Arch St., Philadelphia, PA 19103.
Entries must be received by noon on Wednesday, June 22.